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Read the quotes that John likes that are from real life people.
"A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth." - George Bernard Shaw
"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course." - George Bernard Shaw
"I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behind." - George Bernard Shaw
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools." - Unknown
"The Lord gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth. Perhaps he was telling us to listen more and speak less." - Unknown
"A fight to the death between zombies has a few inherent problems." - Unknown
"A duel of wits? With you? I never attack anyone who is unarmed!" - Unknown
"If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared not only to retract it, but also to deny under oath that I ever said it." – Tom Lehrer
"I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope... and that enables you to laugh at all of life's realities." -- Dr. Seuss (1904-1991)
"The 'teenager' seems to have replaced the Communist as the appropriate target for public controversy and foreboding." -- Edgar Z. Friedenberg, The Vanishing Adolescent
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." – Groucho Marx
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